Gone are the tiny one handed pistol guns that hold little more than a dribble of water and now we’ve gotten serious. There is of course nothing wrong with taking water fights seriously, there is a matter of pride at stake and you should arm yourselves with the best possible equipment possible. The AK47 Aqua fire is the ultimate gift for him and should simply be billed as the daddy of all water-guns, and the daddy of water guns is what you shall be requiring for your water war.

What do you get the person who has everything? A personalised Stig Poster that’s what! Who needs to know the real identity of the  Stig when you can decide for yourself? You get a cool high quality image of The Stig in typical “giving it some attitude” pose, with your choice of name added to the poster revealing whoever you choose to be the real Stig. Who is he really, the mysterious white-suited one? Can we ever hope to know his true identity or will if be forever hidden behind that tinted visor?

If you’ve never played with a toy like this, then put quite simply,you really should. The gifts for men advert said ‘the helicopter you can fit in your pocket’ but we weren’t quite prepared for just how dinky the MX-1 really is. If Polly Pocket were a Columbian drug baron this would certainly be her vehicle of choice. She might use it to terrify the local villagers from her secret jungle hideout, but we just used it to terrify cats. And it really does fit in your pocket, controller and all.

Now you might not quite be able to pull off the ‘Arnie’ look with rippling muscles and bulging biceps, but with little this baby in your arms, there’s not many who will argue with you. The Nerf Havok Fire Automatic Blaster fires up to 3 darts per second in automatic mode, complete with battery powered belt feed. It comes complete with 25 Sonic Micro Darts, shoulder strap and a removable tripod for launching perfect military precision attacks.

Whilst we appreciate the super fine detailing that has gone into crafting such a sweet looking RC car, it isn’t what we absolutely love about the Rapid RC Racing Car. Whilst we love that these cars are so small you can race them in confined spaces where normal RC cars wouldn’t be able to manoeuvre, that’s not what we absolutely love about these gifts for him either. We do like the headlights that come on during operation making racing in the dark a blast.

Big Trak was at it’s time, the height of toy technology. This 6 wheeled retro beast has an integrated 23 button keypad which allows you to program where the Big Trak will venture. Forward 10 lengths, turn right, forward 5 lengths, turn left… With a memory that can remember up to 16 individual commands and a loop mode to repeat your actions over and over again. Made from the same moulds as the original model the Big Trak is a magnificent gift for all retro toys fans.