Terry The Swearing Turtle has a terrible bout of tourettes (try saying that fast ten times after you have had a drink..) making him the naughtiest turtle you are likely to meet this year, unless you meet a lot of swearing turtles… oh how very rude!

Ideal for insulting passers-by, office colleagues or people you simply don’t like all that much, Terry is preloaded with over 25 insulting expletives which will shock even the heavenliest of saints.

What greater delights in life are there than a head bopping, arm waving swearing turtle? In our humble opinion, not too many at all.

Terry has an infra red motion sensor which launches him into a tirade of potty mouth insults every time somebody approaches, which is especially amusing when it’s the boss. If motion sensors aren’t your thing then Terry comes with an “insult now” button which can launch him into his repertoire on demand, along with a “not-so-rude mode” and “safe mode” for when the mother in law comes to stay … maybe.

Obviously swearing is not big and it’s certainly not clever, but Terry pulls it off with such charm you can’t help but develop an affection for the little guy.

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